Residents of Midsomer Norton have been left assuming anything is possible after the England football team actually won a World Cup penalty shootout.
“I’m going to drive to Bristol, and at no point am I going to get stuck behind a tractor, a twat pulling a caravan or any other slow moving vehicle” said local resident Jerome Bustyfield.
“That’s the sort of world we’re living in now.”
Radstock labourer Dan Dante agreed,
“I’m going straight to the local beer garden, take off my top and I just know a really attractive blonde is going to compliment me on my full sleeve, half-finished tribal tattoo I had done in Corfu in 1999.”
Dr. Roberto Poxton from the Midsomer Norton Institute of Possibilities has confirmed that a major shift in probabilities has occurred since the England win.
“People who talk about their rare coin collections are getting laid more. People are actually learning what that big wheel in the middle of Radstock is. People are realising that making the ‘dickhead’ hand gesture means it’s them who is probably the dickhead.”
“It does seem now that anything is truly possible.”
“Spurs fans are still being complete cunts though.”
“Sadly, that’s just something that may never change.”