Norton to leave UK for better weather

Midsomer Norton has announced that it is to relocate from the UK in search of better weather and slightly less pathetic politicians.

“People assume we’re leaving just because the weather is shit.”

“Well, to be fair, that is pretty much it.”

“But we’re also going to indiscriminately moan about British politics and the amount of airtime Katie Hopkins gets, just to make the move appear somewhat less shallow.”

“But yeah, it’s mostly the rain thing.”

“We’re going to leave the Old Palladium with Radstock, as it’s quite old and stuck in its ways.

However all the pubs are coming. We think they will have a really positive cultural impact on, say… a quiet, idyllic Spanish community.

Yes. Quite the impact indeed.”

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