The latest road developments in Radstock town centre were inspired by 1986 classic “The Labyrinth“, it has emerged.
Exciting new additions will include pebbled roads that continually evolve in shape and direction, as well as access to Bath New Road only being granted to road users who can answer a series of puzzling riddles correctly.
“These are some really exciting times” said town planner Jerome Bustyfield “Take one wrong turn and you’ll find yourself trapped listening to a live 4 hour performance with David Bowie with no chance of escape”
“Also, signposts will only be accurate for 2 hours a day.”
Road users who fail to find a way out of Radstock within 13 hours of entering will be doomed to a dark dungeon beneath the museum for all eternity.