Funny Proper Job Bristolian Retro T-Shirt
Price range: £19.99 through £25.79
Level up your casual wear with this ultimate throwback tee. Featuring a rad thumbs-up cow, it’s the most gert lush way to say “Proper Job!”
- FREE UK shipping | 3-7 business days
- Shirt: Regular Fit Unisex Cotton T-Shirt More below.
Gert lush vibes incoming! Step back into the 1980s with a t-shirt that screams classic Bristol and West Country attitude. Featuring a brilliantly retro, neon-tinted illustration of a cheerful cow giving the ultimate thumbs up, this tee is a massive nod to West Country culture. Whether you’re heading down to the Gloucester Road indie shops, grabbing a pint of proper cider, or just want to show off your local roots, this design brings the ultimate vintage flair. It’s bold, it’s nostalgic, and it’s guaranteed to turn heads from Bedminster to Clifton. Flash some classic Brizzle humor and let everyone know you’re doing a proper job.
+ ABOUT OUR TEES
Firstly, let us talk about the designs. All of our tee designs are created in our HQ in Midsomer Norton, Somerset. By HQ, of course, we mean a tiny sweaty room with more computer monitors than NASA.
Now lets talk about the t-shirts themselves. Our S-3XL tees are printed on a unisex, lightweight, regular-fit, Gildan softstyle 100%-ringspun* cotton tee that delivers everyday comfort and long-lasting quality. The neckline and sleeves feature double stitching for increased durability.
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) - Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center – *Heather colours are made from 65% polyester and 35% ringspun cotton.Our 4XL-5XL tees are printed on a unisex, regular fit and mid-weight Gildan tee made from 100% cotton for a sturdy and slightly boxier feel.
- 100% cotton - Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) - Pre-shrunk jersey knit -Open-end yarn – Tubular construction – Taped neck and shoulders. - Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.All our tees are true-to-size regular fit.
Women - If you want a normal fit, size down a size. For an oversized fit, pick your normal size or one size up.
We recommend referring to the size guide image for specific measurements.
Our tees are designed to last, but for increased durability over time, we recommend line [air] drying.
Compliance: All Meet the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
And finally, where does the printing magic happen? Well our orders are all printed and shipped from the UK - but not our tiny office we are afraid. In the (extremely) rare event of stock shortages, the shirts are printed within the EU.
+ SHIPPING
Shipping to UK addresses is free. All of our tees are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U. Note this site only ships to the UK.
Once you’ve made your purchase, you will receive an email (typically within 24 hours) with an estimated delivery date. Once an item leaves us, we will email you a tracking number so you can track your order to your doorstep.
+ RETURNS
If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days for a refund or replacement.
If your item is correct but you would still prefer a refund, please contact us within 14 days of delivery (please note we cannot accept returns if the item has been worn). Our full returns policy is here.
All our items are made-to-order. See here for why we fulfil orders like this.
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