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Keep Getting Drunk Down Norton T-Shirt

Price range: £19.99 through £25.79

Unravel the ultimate local mystery with a hilariously dark, retro-inspired parody tee that perfectly captures those hazy, accidental nights out on the Midsomer Norton high street.

  • FREE UK shipping | 3-7 business days
  • Shirt: Regular Fit Unisex Cotton T-Shirt More below.

Channel some serious nostalgic, dark-humored energy with a graphic tee that looks like a vintage children’s activity book cover gone terribly wrong. Featuring a classic Steven Rhodes-esque aesthetic, the design is the perfect piece of wearable comedy for anyone who has ever gone out for “just one quiet pint” along the High Street, only to wake up questioning their life choices the next morning. Hone your investigative skills and find out how you ballsed up your knee with this delightfully relatable tee for anyone who has woken up more than once with a final memory of travelling towards Midsomer Norton.

+ ABOUT OUR TEES

Firstly, let us talk about the designs. All of our tee designs are created in our HQ in Midsomer Norton, Somerset. By HQ, of course, we mean a tiny sweaty room with more computer monitors than NASA.

Now lets talk about the t-shirts themselves. Our S-3XL tees are printed on a unisex, lightweight, regular-fit, Gildan softstyle 100%-ringspun* cotton tee that delivers everyday comfort and long-lasting quality. The neckline and sleeves feature double stitching for increased durability.

- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) - Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center – *Heather colours are made from 65% polyester and 35% ringspun cotton.

Our 4XL-5XL tees are printed on a unisex, regular fit and mid-weight Gildan tee made from 100% cotton for a sturdy and slightly boxier feel.

- 100% cotton - Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) - Pre-shrunk jersey knit -Open-end yarn – Tubular construction – Taped neck and shoulders. - Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.

All our tees are true-to-size regular fit.

Men - If you want a normal fit, pick your normal size. For an oversized fit, size up by one or two sizes.
Women - If you want a normal fit, size down a size. For an oversized fit, pick your normal size or one size up.
We recommend referring to the size guide image for specific measurements.

Our tees are designed to last, but for increased durability over time, we recommend line [air] drying.
Compliance: All Meet the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

And finally, where does the printing magic happen? Well our orders are all printed and shipped from the UK - but not our tiny office we are afraid. In the (extremely) rare event of stock shortages, the shirts are printed within the EU.

+ SHIPPING

Shipping to UK addresses is free. All of our tees are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U. Note this site only ships to the UK.

Once you’ve made your purchase, you will receive an email (typically within 24 hours) with an estimated delivery date. Once an item leaves us, we will email you a tracking number so you can track your order to your doorstep.

+ RETURNS

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days for a refund or replacement.

If your item is correct but you would still prefer a refund, please contact us within 14 days of delivery (please note we cannot accept returns if the item has been worn). Our full returns policy is here.

All our items are made-to-order. See here for why we fulfil orders like this.

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