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Happy Winter Solstice Glastonbury Tor Ugly Christmas Jumper

Price range: £30.99 through £35.99

Celebrate the return of the sun and party like a Roman with the ultimate festive crossover top featuring Britain’s most legendary sacred landscape.

  • FREE UK shipping | 3-7 business days
  • Designed in Somerset. Shipped from UK.
  • Frame not included.
  • Support a Local Business!
  • Sweater: Regular Fit Unisex Cotton More below.

Channel ancient festive energy and legendary Somerset magic with a brilliantly tacky top that delightfully bridges the gap between cozy pagan Yule and wild Roman revelry. Showcasing a vibrant faux-knitted design on the front, this gloriously loud sweater places the iconic Glastonbury Tor front and center, cheerful festive motifs, and classic holiday patterns. The bold header reads “HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE AND SATURNALIA,” making it an instant conversation starter for history nerds, modern pagans, and holiday partygoers who prefer celebrating the sun’s return with a nod to ancient folklore. Whether you are gathering around a blazing Yule log, clinking glasses at an office party, or hiking up St. Michael’s Tower to greet the dawn, this delightfully ironic sweater delivers peak festive irony and warm solstice vibes without missing a beat.

Note that sizes 4XL and 5XL are not available in black or navy blue.

+ ABOUT OUR SWEATERS

Firstly, let us talk about the designs. All of our prints are created in our HQ in Midsomer Norton, Somerset. By HQ, of course, we mean a tiny sweaty room with more computer monitors than NASA.

Now the sweaters themselves. Our unisex sweaters are designed to deliver both softness and warmth in a classic crewneck style. The sweaters are sturdy, pre-shrunk and 50% cotton, 50% polyester. They are double-needle sticked along the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem for added durability.

- 50% cotton, 50% polyester - Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) - Pre-shrunk - 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex - Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel

All our sweaters are true-to-size regular fit. Because they are unisex fit, the sizing guide adheres to a standard male size guide.

Men - If you want a normal fit, pick your normal size. For an oversized fit, size up by one or two sizes.
Women - If you want a normal fit, size down a size. For an oversized fit, pick your normal size or one size up.
We recommend referring to the size guide image for specific measurements.

Our sweaters are designed to last, but for increased durability over time, we recommend line [air] drying.
Compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

+ SHIPPING

Shipping to UK addresses is free. All of our sweaters are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U. Note this site only ships to the UK.

Once you’ve made your purchase, you will receive an email (typically within 24 hours) with an estimated delivery date. Once an item leaves us, we will email you a tracking number so you can track your order to your doorstep.

+ RETURNS

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days for a refund or replacement.

If your item is correct but you would still prefer a refund, please contact us within 14 days of delivery. Our full returns policy is here.

The designs on all of our products are created right here, in the heart of Somerset, by us. Purchasing from this site helps support the backbone of the country - small UK businesses. What’s more, our products are printed and shipped in the UK, by British workers. That means purchasing from us not only helps the UK economy, it helps the local economy as well. So instead of buying from retail goliaths like Amazon, give us a go. After all, Jeff Bezos already has his space rockets. He doesn’t need any more. All our items are made-to-order. See here for why we fulfil orders like this, and click here for more information about us.

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