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the godfarmer t-shirt
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The Godfarmer Farming T-Shirt

Price range: £19.99 through £25.79
Price range: £17.99 through £23.21

Rule the barnyard in style with The Godfarmer tee, featuring iconic puppet strings holding a tractor, chicken, and cow. Make an offer nobody can refuse!

  • FREE UK shipping | 3-7 business days
  • Designed in Somerset. Shipped from UK.
  • Support a Local Business!
  • Shirt: Regular Fit Unisex Cotton T-Shirt More below.

A parody t-shirt that brings a whole new meaning to “running the family business”.

Channel your inner boss of the barnyard with The Godfarmer t-shirt, the ultimate funny mashup for modern farmers, homesteaders, and country living legends. Featuring the iconic mafia-style puppet strings holding a tractor, chicken, and cow, this graphic tee lets everyone know who really runs the family business. It’s an offer your wardrobe simply can’t refuse—perfect for early morning chores, local market days, or making a bold statement at the local feed store. Whether you’re wrangling cattle, tending crops, or just reigning over your rural empire, step out with maximum rural swagger and let the herd know who rules the roost.

+ ABOUT OUR TEES

Firstly, let us talk about the designs. All of our tee designs are created in our HQ in Midsomer Norton, Somerset. By HQ, of course, we mean a tiny sweaty room with more computer monitors than NASA.

Now lets talk about the t-shirts themselves. Our S-3XL tees are printed on a unisex, lightweight, regular-fit, Gildan softstyle 100%-ringspun* cotton tee that delivers everyday comfort and long-lasting quality. The neckline and sleeves feature double stitching for increased durability.

- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) - Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center – *Heather colours are made from 65% polyester and 35% ringspun cotton.

Our 4XL-5XL tees are printed on a unisex, regular fit and mid-weight Gildan tee made from 100% cotton for a sturdy and slightly boxier feel.

- 100% cotton - Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) - Pre-shrunk jersey knit -Open-end yarn – Tubular construction – Taped neck and shoulders. - Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.

All our tees are true-to-size regular fit.

Men - If you want a normal fit, pick your normal size. For an oversized fit, size up by one or two sizes.
Women - If you want a normal fit, size down a size. For an oversized fit, pick your normal size or one size up.
We recommend referring to the size guide image for specific measurements.

Our tees are designed to last, but for increased durability over time, we recommend line [air] drying and turning the t-shirt inside out during 30°C washes.
Compliance: All Meet the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

And finally, all our t-shirts are printed (and shipped from) the UK. In the (extremely) rare event of stock shortages on certain colours, your t-shirt may be printed and shipping from the EU to avoid delays.

+ SHIPPING

Shipping to UK addresses is free. All of our tees are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U. Note this site only ships to the UK.

Once you’ve made your purchase, you will receive an email (typically within 24 hours) with an estimated delivery date. Once an item leaves us, we will email you a tracking number so you can track your order to your doorstep.

+ RETURNS

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days for a refund or replacement.

If your item is correct but you would still prefer a refund, please contact us within 14 days of delivery (please note we cannot accept returns if the item has been worn). Our full returns policy is here.

Every design you see here is dreamt up right in the heart of Somerset. When you buy from us, you aren't just getting great stuff - you’re keeping the backbone of the country upright by supporting a small UK business. Everything is printed and shipped in the UK by British workers, meaning your money directly boosts both the national economy and our local community. So skip the retail goliaths and give the little guys a go. Jeff Bezos already has his space rockets - he doesn't need your pocket change to fund another one. All our items are made-to-order. See here for why we fulfil orders like this, and click here for more information about us.

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