Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
A Midsomer Norton man who has no interest in rugby until England get into a semi-final is now trying to look like an expert despite referring to tries as “five pointers”, news has emerged. Jerome […]
Residents of Midsomer Norton have been left assuming anything is possible after the England football team actually won a World Cup penalty shootout. “I’m going to drive to Bristol, and at no point am I […]
Midsomer Norton’s male geek community are swooping on the ladies with unprecedented success as their more socially acceptable competition are all busy shouting men’s names at a television screen. “We have literally never had it […]
People across Midsomer Norton and Radstock are already developing cunning strategies on how to best avoid Liverpool FC fans this summer. Liverpool are amongst the two favourite teams to win the Premier League. And with […]
Manchester United fans have begun to contemplate the meaning of life as well as other philosophical conundrums now that they aren’t entirely consumed with winning everything. “A 2-2 draw with Fulham just isn’t something I […]
Manchester United’s hordes of glory supporters have expressed feelings of confusion and bewilderment over the growing revelation that they’re following a now largely average sports team. Radstock resident Jerome Bustyfield, a supporter of Manchester United […]
A new outreach program begins tomorrow to help delusional Spurs fans “face reality” and stop living in denial, in the latest council initiative. After spending the entire summer refusing to accept that Gareth Bale would […]