TV oddball Karl Pilkington claims to have found his ideal destination after a recent trip to Midsomer Norton.
A spokesperson for Pilkington claimed that Midsomer Norton’s unspoken mantra of rejecting new ideas and snubbing the hopes and dreams of others fitted in well with the TV star’s general outlook of life.
“Mr. Pilkington has found a rare affinity with Midsomer Norton and has gotten on extremely well with the locals there, with whom he had many discussions about why all people should just speak English as well as a mutual hatred of all things new and/or different.”