Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
A local man from Midsomer Norton can’t stop telling people about how he couldn’t give two shits about the Royal Wedding. Jerome Bustyfield, who works on the Westfield Trading Estate, has spent most of this […]
Prince Harry’s stag will take him down the usual Crossways, Mallards and possibly Fat Sams route, Buckingham Palace has confirmed this morning. While many suspected the prince may have opted to go upmarket and head […]
Pokémon Go character Pikachu has been arrested in Midsomer Norton skatepark on drug related charges, sources have revealed. According to a police spokesperson, officers were called to the skate park after reports of someone harassing […]
On Saturday night Glastonbury goers will get to choose between listening to Kanye West rapping about the ‘N’ word, or 2 hours of George Osbourne MP justifying the 2015 budget. “We had to top Kanye […]
Troubled veteran celebrity Ollie the Otter – who shot to fame after being spotted on the River Somer way back on December 11th 2014 – is to retire from public life after a series of […]
An abstract painting, above, by famed graffiti artist Banksy has been found this morning on the walls of one of the Welton Bibby & Baron buildings. The painting, dubbed THE CUNX, has art critics worldwide […]
The Loch Ness Monster has been spotted holidaying in the River Somer along the Midsomer Norton Highstreet, local papers have reported. Eagle-eyed photographers snapped photos of Loch Ness with his family taking an early-year break […]
Regulars at the White Hart in Midsomer Norton spoke of their shock and amazement as Dr. Who star Peter Capaldi joined them for a Monday afternoon drinking session and candidly revealed inside information and spoiler […]
The front beer garden of Mallards Pub in Midsomer Norton is actually a holding pen for ITV “talk” show the Jeremy Kyle show, it has emerged. The iconic black gates that surround the Midsomer Norton […]
TV adventurer Bear Grylls has been found wandering aimlessly and confused through Radstock this morning, news has emerged. Grylls was reported missing after telling close friends he was about to embark on his most dangerous […]