Midsomer Norton’s male geek community are swooping on the ladies with unprecedented success as their more socially acceptable competition are all busy shouting men’s names at a television screen.
“We have literally never had it so good” said War Hammer enthusiast Jerome Bustyfield, “We’ve all been rehearsing our ‘what’s all the fuss about this game’ lines and the bitches are just lapping it up.”
“It’s come to the point where I can just walk into a bar and make some condescending remark about the pointlessness of football within earshot of some honey, and voila. Sex.”
“I even have the power of increasing my chances further by making other men move away from my vicinity, just by constantly referring to football as ‘soccer’ and randomly shouting ‘come on Scholes’.
The men don’t seem to like that very much.”