Councillors have opted to leave the future of the Wunderbar up to how its locals perform in a series of hilarious challenges, it has been revealed.
The local council today announced that the fate of the popular cellar bar – which is facing closure – will depend solely on a bungling, inept motley crew of local regulars, who will have to compete against vastly superior opponents in a series of hilarious challenges across Midsomer Norton, which will almost certainly result in a string of hysterical consequences for all.
“We really have no idea what will happen” said Midsomer Norton councillor Jerome Bustyfield, “But if I had to guess, I would say that the local underdog team will probably put their differences aside and pull together just in time for the last event and ultimately triumph, saving their pub from closure at the final moment, as well as learning a little bit about themselves and each other in the process.”
“I mean, I’m quite sure this is how these things usually get resolved.”
“Oh, and at some point a boy will kiss a girl and at least one person will probably get kicked in the balls.
“Until the challenges are done, the bar will have to employ two members of door staff.
One a gruff, by-the-book veteran considering retirement and the other a young, handsome maverick with no respect for the rules.”
When asked why such an unorthodox method was used to decide the bars fate, a council spokesperson replied “Meh. Bored.”
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