Now the summer holidays have begun, Midsomer Norton police have warned residents to be on the watch out for gangs of antisocial school teachers hanging around street corners.
“Sadly, at around this time every year we have to deal with hordes of disorderly school teachers from Norton Hill and Somervale celebrating the end of term.” said PC Dan Dante.
“Whilst the kids all go home to begin their preparations for next term, the teachers all go to the local skate park to drink White Lightning cider and smoke all the cigarettes they confiscated throughout the term”
Midsomer Norton Councillor Iain Peacock also issued a warning to the public.
“Basically they’re a nuisance. Last night police caught them all trying to enter an underage disco for 12-16 year olds.
After getting firmly rejected they all got on their mopeds and raced down neighbourhoods in Westfield in the early hours of the morning.”
School teacher Mr. Bustyfield, who teaches Humanities to years 8 and 9, blamed the council,
“There’s nothing for us to do in the Summer. You can only post selfies of yourself in a deck chair on a Tuesday morning for so long, before you end up just looking for trouble.
If you’ll excuse me, Miss DeCampo and myself are going to the batch to smoke some of that pot she’s been growing in her conservatory. It’s peach flavoured!”
“Oh and yes, fuck da police, bitches”