A festival goer has confirmed that attending a festival in your thirties means that you now celebrate things like having a relatively normal stool movement and remembering to bring heartburn medication. Jerome Bustyfield, an electrician from Midsomer Norton, emerged from the toilets this weekend fist pumping the air in pure, unadulterated exhilaration and high-fiving strangers,…
A man is planning on treating his first ever girlfriend to what will almost certainly be a very disappointing Valentine’s meal in the new Palladium Wetherspoons, reports have emerged. Novice Jerome Bustyfield from Welton has been dating his girlfriend for 5 months, and has planned an astonishingly bland slap-up meal in the Palladium followed by…
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