Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
Norton was in chaos Thursday after snow fell for a staggering 20 minutes. Reports have claimed that an overwhelming 0.2cm of snow fell from the sky, covering almost every surface. Except concrete, asphalt, roofing and […]
Midsomer Norton is taking a break from all that Brexit bollocks to explore yet another bitter and divisive argument; can we put the fucking heating on yet? Passive aggressive social media posts and angry, barely […]
Midsomer Norton residents have told the sun it needs to calm the fuck down as they need to work. As most of the UK basks in oven-like heat, local Midsomer Norton resident Gina DeCampo told […]
The Easter Bunny has announced Easter has been cancelled in Midsomer Norton and across the South West, citing “logistical difficulties due to extreme weather conditions”. The announcement comes amidst yet another snow flurry to hit […]
When the white stuff begins to fall, you know who you’re friends truly are. And they’re probably one of these 8. 1. The Child As soon as the first snowflake settles on the ground, the […]
Summer 2016 has been laid to rest at Midsomer Norton cemetery in a private yet “intimate” funeral ceremony, sources have revealed. The season tragically passed away on May 8th 2016 at the tender age of […]
Summer has confirmed it’s just fucking with our emotions by tricking us into believing we may see something other than overwhelming bleakness over the next 3 or 4 months. “I try to do it every […]
12 people have died and 34 are still missing after Midsomer Norton was devastated by an overwhelming two centimetres of snow that fell over a single five hour period earlier. Alarms were raised early yesterday […]
Midsomer Norton residents have been warned that cold days like today will become more frequent, because winter is approaching and that is what normally happens. The warnings come amidst complaints and shocked comments from people […]
Despite the clocks changing twice a year for several decades, everyone is still in a state of inexplicable confusion and shock over the arrival of darkness, it has emerged. When the clocks went back, or […]