Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
Residents of Midsomer Norton are on alert after being told to brace themselves to expect the most completely typical winter since records began. Local basement-dwelling meteorologist Jerome Bustyfield has warned that the weather will slowly […]
No resolution has been reached by Midsomer Norton town council officials as to whether thunderstorms are cool or scary, insiders have revealed. Council officials have met for another heated debate today following last night’s dramatic […]
The weekend forecast of rain has been blamed on the collective wishes of bitter people who couldn’t get tickets for Glastonbury, it has emerged. After 3 weeks of glorious heat and sunshine, the first day […]
Midsomer Norton has announced that it is to relocate from the UK in search of better weather and slightly less pathetic politicians. “People assume we’re leaving just because the weather is shit.” “Well, to be […]
Last night’s thunder and lightning storm over Midsomer Norton has led to a dramatic increase of Internet ads requesting “thunder buddies”, it has emerged. Iain Peacock, a pathetic wimp from Westfield, used CraigsList to search […]