Prince Harry’s stag will take him down the usual Crossways, Mallards and possibly Fat Sams route, Buckingham Palace has confirmed this morning.
While many suspected the prince may have opted to go upmarket and head to Bath, sources at the palace have finally confirmed he’ll probably just wind up on the High Street before making the decision shortly before midnight on whether it’ll be worth heading to Fat Sams.
“Fat Sams will depend on how royally trampolined the prince is.” said a palace spokesperson, “But we expect he’ll have at least a couple friends who will drag him in. Everyone does.
As long as they’re paying.”
It has been reported that anyone is welcome to join, as long as they can “keep up with the prince’s awesome banter”.
Sources at Buckingham Palace are yet to reveal full details on whether the stag party will be making any “cheeky” stops at either Greyhound or Riverside, which may largely depend on whether there is a live band playing. However anonymous sources have said it’ll probably be fancy dress, possibly along the Baywatch or Ooma Loompa themes.
“What we do know is that the night will end like all others. Off his tits in Charcoal Grill ordering cheesy chips.
Naturally.”