Man who doesn’t care about World Cup can’t stop telling people.
A man from Midsomer Norton can’t stop telling people about how much he doesn’t care about the FIFA World Cup, reports have emerged.
During the tournament’s group stages, rugby fan Jerome Bustyfield from Midsomer Norton started by posting images of empty cardboard boxes on his Instagram page alongside the caption “this is how many fucks I give about the England football team”.
Since the knockout stages, Bustyfield has ramped up his criticism, posting a flurry of memes calling footballers ‘overpaid fannies’ and even approaching strangers on the street to tell them how uninterested he is about the tournament and how he wishes England will just get knocked out.
Bustyfield’s co-worker Dan Dante told us…
“Literally every time ‘It’s Coming Home’ or ‘Sweet Caroline’ comes on the radio he devolves into the exact same tirade about why football sucks and how ‘Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot’ is a ‘real man’s song.”
“I keep telling him that it’s okay he doesn’t like football and we’re all allowed to follow different sports but this just seems to rile him up more. He keeps telling us to move on and forget about it all…
“But I mean, it’s not like any of us are going to forget England are still in the World Cup. Jerome hasn’t stopped talking about it since fucking June.”
Bustyfield’s partner told us …
“He spent three hours last night muted in a Twitter Space just waiting for someone to mention the match so he could type ‘sportsball’ and leave.”
When approached for comment, Bustyfield said… “You should see my Excel spreadsheet of every game I didn’t watch. It’s glorious.”
