Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
This morning’s power cut that affected both Midsomer Norton and Radstock was caused by immigrants from Syria “flooding the UK”, according to local far right group ‘Norton First’. “Before them Syrians starting coming to Europe, […]
After news of Costa Coffee’s likely arrival to Midsomer Norton, everyone has agreed that a coffee place is just what Midsomer Norton needs. “If there is one thing I though Norton was lacking, it’s a […]
The last time a group of friends have all met each other at the time and place originally suggested was in May 2004, a study has revealed. Jerome Bustyfield from the Foundation of Research has […]
People who own selfie sticks – a.k.a. narcissism wands – are all self-loving, egotistical cunts, studies have revealed. “Our research has shown a selfie stick is three times more likely to make you a pathologically […]
Husbands and boyfriends of Midsomer Norton are praying that the new Wetherspoons will be open in time for Valentine’s Day. Husband of 5 years Jerome Bustyfield said “Nothing sums up the love and respect I […]
Midsomer Norton has once again successfully celebrated the annual rioting festival known as “Black Friday” yesterday. Often dubbed ‘The Purge Friday’, shoppers from all over the Norton-Radstock area emerged from their houses to pummel each […]
Avid light bulb spotters braved the rain last night for the annual lighting solutions fiesta. Dozens of mobile carts on wheels paraded down the High Street last night, showcasing some of the world’s rarest and […]
Midsomer Norton’s collective of taxi companies have announced a permanent ban on taxi rides that both begin and end in Midsomer Norton. Local cabbie Iain Peacock said “Walk, you lazy cunt.”
Midsomer Norton and Radstock town councils have confirmed that roadworks occur just to annoy you. A council spokesperson confirmed the news after Norton and Radstock strategically places roadworks and temporary traffic lights on nearly every […]
Now the summer holidays have begun, Midsomer Norton police have warned residents to be on the watch out for gangs of antisocial school teachers hanging around street corners. “Sadly, at around this time every year […]