Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
The local undead community has claimed the Midsomer Norton Fayre Fun Day, held in the town centre, to be the most successful yet. Record breaking crowds of ghosts and a plethora of their fun fayre […]
The weekend forecast of rain has been blamed on the collective wishes of bitter people who couldn’t get tickets for Glastonbury, it has emerged. After 3 weeks of glorious heat and sunshine, the first day […]
Midsomer Norton has been labelled dull and tedious now all the exciting drug-fuelled antics have stopped. Raids last month have dried up the area’s drug supply, giving many residents no other choice than to face […]
Despite the enticing nature of something called a Fun Fair, it is ultimately just a field full of people shouting over loud noises, residents have warned. “For some reason people always think that Fun Fairs […]
An abstract painting, above, by famed graffiti artist Banksy has been found this morning on the walls of one of the Welton Bibby & Baron buildings. The painting, dubbed THE CUNX, has art critics worldwide […]
Everyone in Midsomer Norton will try and outsmart each other by going to the pub earlier than usual this Easter Sunday to try and avoid the Bank Holiday rush. Thousands of drinkers will think they’re […]
Men everywhere are calling women out on how long it took them to really take their “impromptu” no make-up selfie. “Me missus posted her makeup-less face on Facebook yesterday with the description that she quickly […]
People will no longer give a flying fuck about anything other than watching On-Demand TV or getting completely shitfaced for the next few days, scientists have predicted. Professor Dan Dante – from the Research Institute […]
Midsomer Norton town council has announced plans to rename Valentine’s Day to “Loneliness Awareness Day” because that is essentially what it is. A spokesperson for the town council announced the plans today. “Perhaps people have […]
The Old Palladium on the Midsomer Norton Highstreet is actually really old, a study has determined. Jerome Bustyfield, head of the Radstock Institute of Old Buildings, inspected the Old Palladium and concluded that the building […]