Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
A grown man from Midsomer Norton still thinks it’s funny to tag his friends in Facebook posts that claim they must reply within five minutes or they owe him a Nando’s, reports have emerged. 28 […]
A 32 year old woman from Midsomer Norton has posted “New Year, New Me” on Facebook, despite the fact that she’ll spend all of next year as the same classless tosspot she has been for […]
The last time a group of friends have all met each other at the time and place originally suggested was in May 2004, a study has revealed. Jerome Bustyfield from the Foundation of Research has […]
A council initiative has been launched in Midsomer Norton to teach people how to stop being so fucking annoying on Facebook. Dan Dante, a council spokesperson, claims the scheme kicks off next week. “It may […]
The town of Radstock has unfriended neighbour Midsomer Norton on popular social website Facebook, it has emerged. The news broke after Radstock claimed they were fed up with Midsomer Norton constantly posting optimistic updates that […]
Last night’s thunder and lightning storm over Midsomer Norton has led to a dramatic increase of Internet ads requesting “thunder buddies”, it has emerged. Iain Peacock, a pathetic wimp from Westfield, used CraigsList to search […]
The recent flurry of terrible software upgrades such as Apple’s iOS7 and the Start Menuless Windows 8 has triggered council plans to “update” the High Street in order to make it utterly pathetic, it has […]
The local area has been at near anarchy today after breaking news has emerged that a Radstock resident has been offended by something he saw on the Internet. The man, whose identity has not been […]
Recent studies have suggested that the flailing economy on the Midsomer Norton highstreet is because of Candy Crush Saga, experts have warned. The warnings come in lieu of an increasing amount of people now sending […]