Facebook pages ‘MadeInNorton’ and ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ are heading for all-out bloody war with each other, of which the likes the world have never seen, experts have today warned.
The bitter rivalry between the two divisive Facebook pages has spanned across many decades, resulting in numerous skirmishes, airstrikes and even trade sanctions.
But experts are now warning the obscene propaganda surfacing from both camps could soon spill over and lead to unmitigated violence in the streets.
“ ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ are stinky poopy heads.” claimed lead author of MadeInNorton – Sir Cuthbert Huntsville the Third – last week, “And that’s a scientific fact”
This was soon met with a rebuttal from ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ founder Lady Fanny Plaster…
“Cuthbert Huntsville the Third always sits down on the toilet. Even if it’s just for a wee.
How can you trust somebody like that?”
These harsh words are only the latest of a series of heated exchanges between the pair. Only last month ‘MadeInNorton’ accused ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ of owning a Michael Bolton cassette tape, something ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ has always vigorously denied.
“This is slander, pure and simple. We will take action if necessary to protect ourselves from these filthy lies” asserted Lady Fanny Plaster, “We do not and have never owned anything written or produced by Michael Bolton.”
Despite UN warnings that this conflict has the potential to destroy civilisation as we know it, a spokesperson for the US foreign office has dismissed claims they are considering any involvement,
“Meh. No oil.”