Man who doesn’t give shit about Royal Wedding can’t stop telling people

A local man from Midsomer Norton can’t stop telling people about how he couldn’t give two shits about the Royal Wedding.

Jerome Bustyfield, who works on the Westfield Trading Estate, has spent most of this week posting Facebook updates about how utterly uninterested he is towards Harry and Meghan’s upcoming nuptials.

“I posted an image of any empty box along with the caption ‘this is how much fucks I give about the royal wedding’” Bustyfield said, “I thought that was rather droll”.

“I’ve also made it entirely clear to every single person in the office that I personally don’t know either Harry or Meghan, so I have no reason to be interested in their wedding.”

“Well, I didn’t tell Barbara, because she’s been off sick all week, so I sent her a tweet instead”.

Jerome’s co-worker Gina said “There’s no chance anyone here was going to forget the Royal Wedding. Jerome hasn’t stopped fucking talking about it since February.”

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