Midsomer Norton needs more coffee places, says everyone

After news of Costa Coffee’s likely arrival to Midsomer Norton, everyone has agreed that a coffee place is just what Midsomer Norton needs.

“If there is one thing I though Norton was lacking, it’s a place to get a cup of coffee.” says local resident Jerome Bustyfield, “In fact I literally cannot think of a single place where I can grab a cuppa Joe.”

“Now if only we can get a couple of banks and a few pubs, I think Midsomer Norton will have everything.”

“Oh and we need more teenage hoodie-wearing twats driving shitty Fiestas. We’re definitely short on those.”

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