People across Midsomer Norton and Radstock are already developing cunning strategies on how to best avoid Liverpool FC fans this summer.
Liverpool are amongst the two favourite teams to win the Premier League. And with only two matches remaining, many are warning that a Liverpool victory will cause an inevitable surge of insufferably self-righteous twats to come out of the woodwork.
“My mate Jezza has supported Liverpool since he was 8.” says Jerome Bustyfield, from Radstock “Which is a little odd because he was born and raised in Keynsham.”
“To be honest, he’s quite a cunt at the best of times. But if Liverpool manage to win the league, he will become the most unbearably smug little shit this planet has ever seen.”
“It’s been building for 24 years now, and it is absolutely imperative that I come up with as many different ways as possible to not be anywhere near him.”
“Needless to say, if Liverpool do prove victorious, I’m planning on going to plenty of ‘work parties’ and ‘family trips to Scotland’ this summer.”
“He’ll never suspect a thing.”