Women lie, say men

Men everywhere are calling women out on how long it took them to really take their “impromptu” no make-up selfie.

“Me missus posted her makeup-less face on Facebook yesterday with the description that she quickly snapped it after getting out of the shower.” said Iain Peacock, from Radstock.

“She conveniently didn’t mention that I had to rent over 2 grand’s worth of photography and lighting equipment for the day.

“It may have looked like our shower in the background. It was actually a photography studio in Bristol”

Dan Dante, a father of two from Chilcompton, agreed.

“I don’t know how she managed it, but my wife’s “unrehearsed” no-make-up selfie was directed by Danny Boyle.”

“And I’ve seen her without make-up. I’m relatively confident the bill is going to be close to the budget of the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.”

“If you think about it, even putting make-up on in the first place is a type of deception.”

“They just can’t help themselves.”

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