Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
A 32 year old woman from Midsomer Norton has posted “New Year, New Me” on Facebook, despite the fact that she’ll spend all of next year as the same classless tosspot she has been for […]
A local man from Midsomer Norton can’t stop telling people about how he couldn’t give two shits about the Royal Wedding. Jerome Bustyfield, who works on the Westfield Trading Estate, has spent most of this […]
Large gatherings of people in Frome have been attributed to the town’s famous “Potato and Seed Swap” day, sources have confirmed. Dubbed ‘the only place to go for any keen gardener or allotmenteer needs‘, the […]
Pokémon Go character Pikachu has been arrested in Midsomer Norton skatepark on drug related charges, sources have revealed. According to a police spokesperson, officers were called to the skate park after reports of someone harassing […]
Only days after the M-Fest festival in Midsomer Norton comes to an end, unconfirmed rumours have already started spreading over which acts will headline M-Fest 2017. Acts like “those guys with the guitars” and “that […]
Heterosexual men in Midsomer Norton are insisting to their spouses that they need to get absolutely shitfaced in town this weekend or risk being labelled massive homophobes. June 18th sees Midsomer Norton’s first ever Gay […]
Men are being warned that redeemable sex vouchers created with Microsoft Publisher with vaguely amusing clipart graphics do not constitute an acceptable gift for Valentine’s Day. “My voucher had an image of some lips and […]
Shopping centres in the local area are flooded with panicked men pointing at stationary pads and file dividers exclaiming “that’ll do”. Men have taken to social media to wish each other good luck as they […]
Officials have today told local residents that the best way to enjoy Midsomer Norton carnival night is to stay at home and watch ‘I’m a Celebrity’ on the telly. The advice released by the council […]
As carnival season gets under way, health officials have reminded local residents that getting run over by carnival floats could be bad for your health. Just like every year, officials have reiterated advice that carnival […]