Breaking Bad ruined everything

Fans of TV series Breaking Bad are claiming the show has ruined everything now that it has concluded and they are forced to return to the tedious monotony of real life.

Radstock resident Iain Peacock, a fan from the beginning, was one of the first to speak out.

The prospect of watching a barrage of drug fuelled mayhem on my TV screen got me through the week. It’s like the producers took Radstock and made it fucking awesome.”

“And what have I got to look forward to now? Just a bleak existence capped off by the sweet, sweet release of death.”

“I need to re-evaluate my life priorities.”

Jerome Bustyfield, an officer worker from Camerton, agreed.

“Everything seems insignificant and dreary since Breaking Bad. My sister told me she just got engaged and I could barely raise a fake smile. Work chat has literally no meaning whatsoever now.

It’s all gone to hell.”

“I guess I have next season of Game of Thrones to look forward to, but it’s not the same. Nothing will ever be the same again.”

“I suppose this gives me a chance to spend more quality time with the girlfriend…

Oh god I hate my life.”

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