The local area has been at near anarchy today after breaking news has emerged that a Radstock resident has been offended by something he saw on the Internet.
The man, whose identity has not been released, came across the offensive content when searching the Internet yesterday.
Iain Peacock, head of the Internet Police, travelled to the area by helicopter this morning.
“We’re taking this extremely seriously. No webpage will be left unturned.”
The anonymous victim was left shocked and stunned by what he saw.
“I understand there’s some pretty sick stuff out there, like religious war, mass shootings, third world poverty and Gok Wan.
But when someone runs the risk of being offended when merely trying to Google upskirt photos of Emma Watson, then what is the world coming to, really?”
I’m going to recover from this ordeal by taking at least 4 days off work.”