US President Barack Obama has today continued efforts to forge a UN coalition in support of military intervention against Midsomer Norton during Friday and Saturday nights, it has emerged. Speaking in a press conference today, Obama was confident plans would progress. “It is clear that the UK government isn’t adequately dealing with the increasingly worrying…
TV oddball Karl Pilkington claims to have found his ideal destination after a recent trip to Midsomer Norton. A spokesperson for Pilkington claimed that Midsomer Norton’s unspoken mantra of rejecting new ideas and snubbing the hopes and dreams of others fitted in well with the TV star’s general outlook of life. “Mr. Pilkington has found…
The local area has been at near anarchy today after breaking news has emerged that a Radstock resident has been offended by something he saw on the Internet. The man, whose identity has not been released, came across the offensive content when searching the Internet yesterday. Iain Peacock, head of the Internet Police, travelled to…
Recent studies have suggested that the flailing economy on the Midsomer Norton highstreet is because of Candy Crush Saga, experts have warned. The warnings come in lieu of an increasing amount of people now sending completely useless “virtual gifts” via Facebook games instead of tangible presents that have real world value. The economic downturn is…
73% of people who visit Midsomer Norton do so after mistakenly believing it is where ITV drama Midsomer Murders is filmed, a survey has revealed. Dan Dante, a spokesperson for the Midsomer Norton Tourist board, was embittered by the survey results. “If we’ve said it once we’ve said it a thousand times. No, we’re not…
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