Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
A couple from Midsomer Norton are about to sit down to watch Love Island, like the pair of mindless, obedient sheep that they are. Love Island – a show that documents the monotonous antics of […]
Yesterday’s devastating earthquake that affected areas including Midsomer Norton, Bristol and Bath is going to be turned into an epic adventure disaster movie, sources have revealed. While details are being kept tight-lipped, rumours suggest the […]
Hundreds of residents across Midsomer Norton are looking forward to once again not being able to recall a thing about their wholly unexceptional nights out, it has been reported. Ever since pub Mallards closed its […]
The opening of Midsomer Norton’s Wetherspoons has been delayed after a family of ghosts have been found living in the abandoned cinema. The opening date for the Wetherspoons outlet has already been delayed before, but […]
Midsomer Norton council has issued an urgent press release this afternoon reminding residents that HBO’s Game of Thrones doesn’t depict real life. Frenzied chaos exploded on the High Street yesterday afternoon after a fictional character […]
The latest road developments in Radstock town centre were inspired by 1986 classic “The Labyrinth“, it has emerged. Exciting new additions will include pebbled roads that continually evolve in shape and direction, as well as […]
On Saturday night Glastonbury goers will get to choose between listening to Kanye West rapping about the ‘N’ word, or 2 hours of George Osbourne MP justifying the 2015 budget. “We had to top Kanye […]
Troubled veteran celebrity Ollie the Otter – who shot to fame after being spotted on the River Somer way back on December 11th 2014 – is to retire from public life after a series of […]
The local undead community has claimed the Midsomer Norton Fayre Fun Day, held in the town centre, to be the most successful yet. Record breaking crowds of ghosts and a plethora of their fun fayre […]
The weekend forecast of rain has been blamed on the collective wishes of bitter people who couldn’t get tickets for Glastonbury, it has emerged. After 3 weeks of glorious heat and sunshine, the first day […]