Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
Hundreds of residents across Midsomer Norton are looking forward to once again not being able to recall a thing about their wholly unexceptional nights out, it has been reported. Ever since pub Mallards closed its […]
Large gatherings of people in Frome have been attributed to the town’s famous “Potato and Seed Swap” day, sources have confirmed. Dubbed ‘the only place to go for any keen gardener or allotmenteer needs‘, the […]
Pokémon Go character Pikachu has been arrested in Midsomer Norton skatepark on drug related charges, sources have revealed. According to a police spokesperson, officers were called to the skate park after reports of someone harassing […]
Only days after the M-Fest festival in Midsomer Norton comes to an end, unconfirmed rumours have already started spreading over which acts will headline M-Fest 2017. Acts like “those guys with the guitars” and “that […]
Heterosexual men in Midsomer Norton are insisting to their spouses that they need to get absolutely shitfaced in town this weekend or risk being labelled massive homophobes. June 18th sees Midsomer Norton’s first ever Gay […]
Facebook pages ‘MadeInNorton’ and ‘TodayIsAllAboutBath’ are heading for all-out bloody war with each other, of which the likes the world have never seen, experts have today warned. The bitter rivalry between the two divisive Facebook […]
Summer 2016 has been laid to rest at Midsomer Norton cemetery in a private yet “intimate” funeral ceremony, sources have revealed. The season tragically passed away on May 8th 2016 at the tender age of […]
Summer has confirmed it’s just fucking with our emotions by tricking us into believing we may see something other than overwhelming bleakness over the next 3 or 4 months. “I try to do it every […]
The opening of Midsomer Norton’s Wetherspoons has been delayed after a family of ghosts have been found living in the abandoned cinema. The opening date for the Wetherspoons outlet has already been delayed before, but […]
12 people have died and 34 are still missing after Midsomer Norton was devastated by an overwhelming two centimetres of snow that fell over a single five hour period earlier. Alarms were raised early yesterday […]