Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
Regulars at the White Hart in Midsomer Norton spoke of their shock and amazement as Dr. Who star Peter Capaldi joined them for a Monday afternoon drinking session and candidly revealed inside information and spoiler […]
HBO series “Game of Thrones” is actually based on the constant sparring between Midsomer Norton and other nearby towns, it has been revealed. Speaking in an interview, author George R. R. Martin revealed for the […]
73% of people who live in or around Midsomer Norton have at one point managed the Greyhound Pub, a survey has revealed. The survey results come at a time when the Greyhound is once again […]
The Old Palladium on the Midsomer Norton Highstreet is actually really old, a study has determined. Jerome Bustyfield, head of the Radstock Institute of Old Buildings, inspected the Old Palladium and concluded that the building […]
Manchester United’s hordes of glory supporters have expressed feelings of confusion and bewilderment over the growing revelation that they’re following a now largely average sports team. Radstock resident Jerome Bustyfield, a supporter of Manchester United […]
The front beer garden of Mallards Pub in Midsomer Norton is actually a holding pen for ITV “talk” show the Jeremy Kyle show, it has emerged. The iconic black gates that surround the Midsomer Norton […]
The False Widow Spider community has been told to be on the lookout for increasing number of humans after experts have warned about a rise in the population. The news comes after experts reported that […]
Over 98% of Radstockians still haven’t got a clue what that big wheel in the centre of Radstock actually is, a recent survey has revealed. For years the large, green wheel has proudly been on […]
The town of Radstock has unfriended neighbour Midsomer Norton on popular social website Facebook, it has emerged. The news broke after Radstock claimed they were fed up with Midsomer Norton constantly posting optimistic updates that […]
Incessantly annoying “boy racers” who gather in desolate car parks at night are secretly amongst the most cultured and educated elite, insiders can reveal. Iain Peacock, head of the Midsomer Norton Institution of Undercover Journalists, […]