Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
Last night’s thunder and lightning storm over Midsomer Norton has led to a dramatic increase of Internet ads requesting “thunder buddies”, it has emerged. Iain Peacock, a pathetic wimp from Westfield, used CraigsList to search […]
A new outreach program begins tomorrow to help delusional Spurs fans “face reality” and stop living in denial, in the latest council initiative. After spending the entire summer refusing to accept that Gareth Bale would […]
TV adventurer Bear Grylls has been found wandering aimlessly and confused through Radstock this morning, news has emerged. Grylls was reported missing after telling close friends he was about to embark on his most dangerous […]
Fans of TV series Breaking Bad are claiming the show has ruined everything now that it has concluded and they are forced to return to the tedious monotony of real life. Radstock resident Iain Peacock, […]
The 18-30 community of Midsomer Norton have been forced to admit that club Fat Sams “can’t be all that bad” after consistently failing to follow through on multiple vows never to go there again. According […]
The recent flurry of terrible software upgrades such as Apple’s iOS7 and the Start Menuless Windows 8 has triggered council plans to “update” the High Street in order to make it utterly pathetic, it has […]
US President Barack Obama has today continued efforts to forge a UN coalition in support of military intervention against Midsomer Norton during Friday and Saturday nights, it has emerged. Speaking in a press conference today, […]
TV oddball Karl Pilkington claims to have found his ideal destination after a recent trip to Midsomer Norton. A spokesperson for Pilkington claimed that Midsomer Norton’s unspoken mantra of rejecting new ideas and snubbing the […]
The local area has been at near anarchy today after breaking news has emerged that a Radstock resident has been offended by something he saw on the Internet. The man, whose identity has not been […]
Recent studies have suggested that the flailing economy on the Midsomer Norton highstreet is because of Candy Crush Saga, experts have warned. The warnings come in lieu of an increasing amount of people now sending […]