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The Greyhound is to be converted into a Japanese Rock Zen Garden where drinkers can “find themselves” between pubs, in the latest council initiative to combat weekend violence. The news comes as the Greyhound Pub […]
Our photographer on-the-ground has been busy taking… photos. Funnily enough. But where exactly on the Midsomer Norton high-street have these 6 photos zoomed-in photos been taken? (email ccharles_03 [at] hotmail [dot] com with as many […]
People will no longer give a flying fuck about anything other than watching On-Demand TV or getting completely shitfaced for the next few days, scientists have predicted. Professor Dan Dante – from the Research Institute […]
Manchester United fans have begun to contemplate the meaning of life as well as other philosophical conundrums now that they aren’t entirely consumed with winning everything. “A 2-2 draw with Fulham just isn’t something I […]
Midsomer Norton elders have announced plans to release a brand new TV channel which is going to be even worse than ITV2 and Channel 5, news has emerged. A spokesperson has claimed the new channel, […]
Midsomer Norton town council has announced plans to rename Valentine’s Day to “Loneliness Awareness Day” because that is essentially what it is. A spokesperson for the town council announced the plans today. “Perhaps people have […]
Midsomer Norton has announced that it is to relocate from the UK in search of better weather and slightly less pathetic politicians. “People assume we’re leaving just because the weather is shit.” “Well, to be […]
A council initiative has been launched in Midsomer Norton to teach people how to stop being so fucking annoying on Facebook. Dan Dante, a council spokesperson, claims the scheme kicks off next week. “It may […]
The crocodile reportedly on the loose in Bristol is “me missus without ‘er make-up”, according to a flurry of Facebook status updates posted by every man in the area. Reports of a crocodile on the […]
The Loch Ness Monster has been spotted holidaying in the River Somer along the Midsomer Norton Highstreet, local papers have reported. Eagle-eyed photographers snapped photos of Loch Ness with his family taking an early-year break […]