Midsomer Norton T-Shirts and Satire
People across Midsomer Norton and Radstock are already developing cunning strategies on how to best avoid Liverpool FC fans this summer. Liverpool are amongst the two favourite teams to win the Premier League. And with […]
An abstract painting, above, by famed graffiti artist Banksy has been found this morning on the walls of one of the Welton Bibby & Baron buildings. The painting, dubbed THE CUNX, has art critics worldwide […]
Everyone in Midsomer Norton will try and outsmart each other by going to the pub earlier than usual this Easter Sunday to try and avoid the Bank Holiday rush. Thousands of drinkers will think they’re […]
People who either read the Game of Thrones novels or watch episodes when they air in the US can now be legally put to death for giving away plotlines, Midsomer Norton Councillors have confirmed. Councillors […]
After police close Stones Cross pub for drug offences, authorities have warned local residents of an expected increase of thirsty vampires who will have nowhere to go now. For centuries the Stones Cross Pub has […]
Experts have warned that the imminent arrival of Mother’s Day will soon trigger the start of the annual plague of lost, confused and panicked males who will soon descend towards the Norton High Street. Experts […]
Men everywhere are calling women out on how long it took them to really take their “impromptu” no make-up selfie. “Me missus posted her makeup-less face on Facebook yesterday with the description that she quickly […]
Local conservative MP Jacob-Rees-Mogg is actually a delinquent chav masquerading in an expensive yet ill-fitting suit, insiders close to the politician have revealed. “Don’t let his upper class, flimsy appearance deceive you.” an insider has […]
Midsomer Norton council have announced that they will begin charging punters to watch brawling outside Fat Sams nightclub in the early hours of the morning. After learning just how much pubs get charged to obtain […]
The recent unexpected roadworks that closed roads in Radstock occurred because the council “haven’t really pissed anyone off in a while”, sources have revealed. The news comes after Radstock council announced that the number of […]