Regulars at the White Hart in Midsomer Norton spoke of their shock and amazement as Dr. Who star Peter Capaldi joined them for a Monday afternoon drinking session and candidly revealed inside information and spoiler details about the popular BBC Sci-Fi drama. Stunned drinker Graham Anuscream revealed that Capaldi, 55, ordered “pint after pint” of…
HBO series “Game of Thrones” is actually based on the constant sparring between Midsomer Norton and other nearby towns, it has been revealed. Speaking in an interview, author George R. R. Martin revealed for the first time that the inspiration for the popular books – that feature several warring families battling it out for control…
73% of people who live in or around Midsomer Norton have at one point managed the Greyhound Pub, a survey has revealed. The survey results come at a time when the Greyhound is once again within the throes of another “change of hands”. Dan Dante, a supermarket checkout clerk, managed the pub several years back,…
The Old Palladium on the Midsomer Norton Highstreet is actually really old, a study has determined. Jerome Bustyfield, head of the Radstock Institute of Old Buildings, inspected the Old Palladium and concluded that the building must be, as first suspected, really old. “Well it’s all ancient and dusty looking, so it could go all the…
Manchester United’s hordes of glory supporters have expressed feelings of confusion and bewilderment over the growing revelation that they’re following a now largely average sports team. Radstock resident Jerome Bustyfield, a supporter of Manchester United ever since they started winning things, appeared ultimately baffled over the events of the last few months. “I’m not sure…
The front beer garden of Mallards Pub in Midsomer Norton is actually a holding pen for ITV “talk” show the Jeremy Kyle show, it has emerged. The iconic black gates that surround the Midsomer Norton haunt are actually to keep potential Jeremy Kyle guests contained, and nothing to do with preventing antisocial behaviour, as first…
The False Widow Spider community has been told to be on the lookout for increasing number of humans after experts have warned about a rise in the population. The news comes after experts reported that the Prince and Princess humans have recently bore a child, leading to an expected increase in human reproduction rates. Sammy…
Over 98% of Radstockians still haven’t got a clue what that big wheel in the centre of Radstock actually is, a recent survey has revealed. For years the large, green wheel has proudly been on display in the centre of the town outside the museum for all to see, despite the vast majority of residents…
The town of Radstock has unfriended neighbour Midsomer Norton on popular social website Facebook, it has emerged. The news broke after Radstock claimed they were fed up with Midsomer Norton constantly posting optimistic updates that “have no place on Facebook.” “They’re far too happy. ‘Oh, look at our bustling highstreet, look at our lively pubs,…
Incessantly annoying “boy racers” who gather in desolate car parks at night are secretly amongst the most cultured and educated elite, insiders can reveal. Iain Peacock, head of the Midsomer Norton Institution of Undercover Journalists, exposed the story after providing covert reporters with “chavved-to-the-max” Ford Fiestas and planting them inside the local boy racing community….
